Less Tingle to your Dingle

 

joshua: let’s have a flickr page for cock shots bro!

me: you’re in charge of that

joshua: keep the flash on

www.ultimatecockpics.com

Sent at 11:51 AM on Friday

me: who are you?

I have three very serious ideas for Halloween.
1) Life-sized Dreidel
2) Captain Crunch
3) Macbeth

Serious feedback only as this is a HUGE decision.

Well it all started with a decent episode of prison break, a show most would call a male soap opera, and a show that I do not miss…for any reason.  Then there was the Cleveland Indians game (which they won) where I saw the most offensive homemade sign ever entitled : Cleveland Indians We’ve been due since 1492.  Good god, what is this world coming to.  Then the new CSI Miami episode was pretty alright, eventhough I really have no idea what is going on in the show as I have never watched two sequential episodes back to back so I can only guess this is how all women face every day since they are ALL insane….but I digress.  The night was gift wrapped with a Buffalo Bills primetime Monday night football victory over the undefeated Dallas Cowboys in Buffalo.  I watched the Cowboys fail to convert the 2 pt conversion and headed to my room even leaving Canandaigua Avenue’s best friend Charles Parkhurst a victory message……When I woke up my roomate was all : Too bad about your Bills man…  I was all what the hell are you talking about, they may be 2-3, but they should have beat Denver and they are looking good after beating the Cowboys last night… After looking up the score on yahoo this morning I almost punched a hole in my door…I had no money on the game and I had lost my fantasy football this week, but I was so damn content when I fell asleep that I actually slept better than I had in weeks…..Bills…breakin my heart. 

Oh and Kevin Wade call me when you get a chance, I have a great recipe for a sugarless birthday cake!