Ummmm, wow.
At least there weren’t any lobsters in there…
Why does the NFL hate football fans?
Dear NFL,
Why are you making it harder for me to watch the one sport that I love so dearly?
First it was blackouts, then you let Monday Night Football move to ESPN (I can’t rationalize spending $50/month on crappy cable programming for just a few channels I’d actually watch), and now we fans can’t see the late season Thursday night games unless we subscribe to the even more specialized NFL Network! What’s next, a pay-per-quarter plan?
All I want is to bask in the glory of battle that is football. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, I’ve always loved George Carlin’s take on the sport in comparison to baseball (which I find to be about as exciting as my nosehair). But seriously, what the fuck NFL?
November is for lovers
Dudes! Howdy. My mom turned 60 and retired on the same day. Incredible! I hosted a party for her on Friday with a full menu and lots of cocktail napkins. Big thanks to Null for the chili help. “Don’t you realize I’ve had diarrhea since Easters?” Things went really well, on account of the sweet paint job Murph and I put up and I think my Mom even shed a tear. She didn’t even want 4 kids, go figure! Saturday we went to Eva’s, this incredible Polish place in Solvay (yes, Solvay) with about 17 people on the bill. Great fun, couple of slide shows and speeches from the kids. Broomball started today with a scrimmage. I thought we looked pretty good out there and I’m looking forward to the season. Null is coming to the cuse for his first extended stay ever. I’m planning a few events to take in, including the salt mines, Dead Man’s Sub Shop/Swimming Hole and of course, Mattydale Murphy to grab a burger at Zebb’s and cruise the sluts at the Christmas Tree Shop. Jared, how are you? Amazing. What a play that must have been. Did they take you away in a chopper? I think Molly and I are going to make a jaunt to Portland in February, probably the week of President’s Day. Does Shenkman have a third roommate? I may stay on Null’s counter.
